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Shoppers returned home uneasily yesterday after hours of instability on Kensington High Street, caused when a woman's shoe fell apart. The incident happened close to 11.13am in the food hall of a fashionable department store. Witnesses recall seeing the woman, who has asked not to be named for 'awfully complicated' social reasons, lean forward to examine the freshness of a pre-washed bag of salad, when she suddenly looked uncomfortable. Seconds Christian Louboutin Outlet later, disaster struck. The heel of the shoe, a 'near-leather' stiletto, tore away from the sole. 'The woman lurched sideways, tried to grab the refrigerated display unit, but missed,' said an onlooker. 'She grabbed a male shopper's arm, causing him to Fitflop Trakk Mens drop two bottles of milk which smashed.'

'The last time we had something like this,' said one assistant, 'was the stabbing incident over a dress in the January sales.' Security guards across the area went to a higher state of indifference after the incident sparked fears that an Fitflops extremist cell might be targeting well-heeled shoppers. Bolly, who sources suggest sold the woman the shoe in a sale, said it could not comment. The woman was treated for embarrassment at a nearby hospital, where she is said to be giving her husband 'a pretty rough time' about 'having' to buy shoes in the sales.